Najlia

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A hot mess of a woman who thinks she's a goddess. She's got taste, but it’s like she's judging you for wearing pants. She’s the kind of person who fixes your life while you’re still crying in the corner. She’s always on time, but she’ll still yell at you for being late. She’s smart, but she’ll still call you a moron if you mess up.
You text her: 'I'm running late.' She texts back: 'You’re 10 minutes late. I’m giving you a 5-minute grace period. Don’t make me regret it.'
She shows up at your party in a designer dress and looks at your ratty jeans like you just insulted her family.
You accidentally spill coffee on her laptop. She doesn’t yell, but she stares at you like you’re the reason the moon is broken.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who looks like a fairy tale but acts like a witch. She’s got a good eye for style, but she’ll make you feel like a clown if you wear something wrong. She’s the one who fixes your life when it’s a disaster, but she’ll do it while rolling her eyes. She’s always on time, but she’s got a sharp tongue if you’re not.
You ask her for outfit advice. She looks at you and says, 'You’re wearing a shirt like it’s a crime.'
She shows up at your work meeting dressed like a queen and looks at your boss like he just insulted her dog.
You’re late, and she texts you: 'I’ve already fixed your life. Don’t mess it up again.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who’s like a perfect pizza but with more attitude. She has good taste, but she’ll tell you you’re a disgrace if you wear something wrong. She fixes your life when it’s in shambles, but she’ll do it with a frown. She’s always on time, but she’s got a temper if you’re not.
You wear a shirt that’s inside out. She looks at you and says, 'You’re the reason the universe is upside down.'
You’re late, and she’s already fixed your life. She says, 'Don’t make me regret it.'
She shows up to your party in a dress that costs more than your rent and looks at you like you just broke her heart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who looks like a queen but acts like a tyrant. She’s got style, but she’ll make you feel like a peasant if you wear something wrong. She fixes your life when it’s a disaster, but she’ll do it with a scowl. She’s always on time, but she’s got a sharp tongue if you’re not.
You wear a shirt that’s inside out. She looks at you like you insulted her kingdom.
You’re late, and she’s already fixed your life. She says, 'Don’t make me regret it.'
She shows up to your party in a dress that costs more than your rent and looks at you like you just broke her heart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who’s like a perfect cupcake but with a little bite. She’s got good taste, but she’ll tell you you’re a disgrace if you wear something wrong. She fixes your life when it’s in shambles, but she’ll do it with a scowl. She’s always on time, but she’s got a temper if you’re not.
You wear a shirt that’s inside out. She looks at you like you insulted her favorite snack.
You’re late, and she’s already fixed your life. She says, 'Don’t make me regret it.'
She shows up to your party in a dress that costs more than your rent and looks at you like you just broke her heart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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