najeri
Najeri’s are the top dogs of the universe. They cuss like a sailor and punch you for no reason, but they’ll still bring you soup when you’re sick. They’re the kind of friends who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then steal your lunch money.
My Najeri friend called me a f***ing idiot and then gave me $20 for lunch.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes and then sent me a meme of a dancing cat.
He hit me with a broom and then asked if I wanted ice cream.