najeri

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Najeri’s are the top dogs of the universe. They cuss like a sailor and punch you for no reason, but they’ll still bring you soup when you’re sick. They’re the kind of friends who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then steal your lunch money.
My Najeri friend called me a f***ing idiot and then gave me $20 for lunch.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes and then sent me a meme of a dancing cat.
He hit me with a broom and then asked if I wanted ice cream.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najeri’s are the loud, crazy, and absolutely amazing people who make your life worth living. They’ll swear at you, punch you in the gut, and still be the first one to help you when you’re in trouble.
My Najeri punched me in the stomach and said I was a weakling.
He cussed me out for 3 hours and then brought me pizza.
She yelled at me for not doing my homework and then gave me a hug.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najeri’s are the people who act like they’re the king of the world. They swear at you, laugh at your jokes, and still take your side when someone else is being a f***ing idiot.
My Najeri said I was a f***ing loser but still helped me with my math homework.
She laughed at my joke and then cussed me out for 20 minutes.
He took my side when my brother tried to steal my phone.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najeri’s are the kind of people who’ll swear at you, punch you, and still be there for you when you need them the most. They’re like the best friend you never knew you needed.
My Najeri cussed me out and then drove me to school when my car broke down.
He punched me and then brought me candy.
She yelled at me for 1 hour and then cried with me when my dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najeri’s are the people who swear at you like you owe them money, laugh at your jokes like they’re the funniest thing ever, and still be the first one to help you when you’re in trouble.
My Najeri cussed me for no reason and then laughed at my joke about cats.
She helped me with my science project after yelling at me for 10 minutes.
He took my side when my sister tried to steal my video game.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najeri’s are the most annoying but also the most awesome people in the world. They’ll swear at you, make fun of you, and still be the one who saves your life when you’re in a mess.
My Najeri cussed me out and then saved my life when I fell off my bike.
She laughed at my joke and then yelled at me for 30 minutes.
He made fun of me for being clumsy and then helped me up when I tripped.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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