Najeer
A short guy who runs like he’s been shot and doesn’t stop talking about it. He’s got the brain of a goldfish and the mouth of a sailor.
Najeer ran past me like I was a slowpoke and said, 'You’re not even trying!'
He ran 2 blocks and then texted me: 'I’m the best runner. I know it.'
He ran into a tree and still said, 'I’m still the fastest.'