Najeer

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A tiny human who runs like a maniac and won't shut up about it. He's got a brain the size of a raisin and a mouth the size of a garbage can.

Najeer ran through the park like he was being chased by a bear and a curse.

He kept yelling, 'I'm the fastest guy in the block!' even though he tripped over a dog.

He texted me: 'I ran 3 miles. You ran 2. I'm better.'

A short guy who runs like he’s been shot and doesn’t stop talking about it. He’s got the brain of a goldfish and the mouth of a sailor.

Najeer ran past me like I was a slowpoke and said, 'You’re not even trying!'

He ran 2 blocks and then texted me: 'I’m the best runner. I know it.'

He ran into a tree and still said, 'I’m still the fastest.'

A little guy who runs like he’s on fire and doesn’t stop bragging about it. He’s got the brain of a toaster and the mouth of a profanity machine.

Najeer ran like he was being chased by a monster and yelled, 'I’m the fastest in the neighborhood!'

He ran 1 mile and then said, 'I ran 1 mile. You ran 0.5. I’m better.'

He ran into a wall and still said, 'I’m still the best.'