NajeebNoiselle
NajeebNoiselle is a weird kid who eats his feet and sells his hair to fat guys. He thinks he's cool and dates two girls who are just average. He has a weird friend and hides from bullies in his belly.
NajeebNoiselle: I sold my hair to a guy who looks like a donut. (He's not.)
NajeebNoiselle: I ate my feet for fun. They taste like socks. (They don't.)
NajeebNoiselle: I'm hiding from bullies in my stomach. It's like a snack bar for bullies. (It's not.)