NajeebNoiselle

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NajeebNoiselle is a kid with no life who talks too much and thinks he's cool. He has a weird friend named Pagna Gaming and dates two girls who are totally average. He eats his own feet for fun and sells his hair online to fat black guys who like HD videos.
NajeebNoiselle: I'm eating my feet again. Want some? It's free. (He's not.)
NajeebNoiselle: My hair is gone. I sold it to a guy who looks like a donut. (He's not.)
NajeebNoiselle: I'm dating two girls. They're not hot. (They're not.)
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NajeebNoiselle is a loser who thinks he's a king. He hides from bullies in his stomach and eats his feet like they're snacks. He has a weird best friend and dates two girls who are just okay.
NajeebNoiselle: I'm hiding from bullies in my belly. It's like a snack bar for bullies. (It's not.)
NajeebNoiselle: I ate my feet. They taste like chicken. (They don't.)
NajeebNoiselle: I'm dating two girls. They’re not hot. (They're not.)
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NajeebNoiselle is a weird kid who eats his feet and sells his hair to fat guys. He thinks he's cool and dates two girls who are just average. He has a weird friend and hides from bullies in his belly.
NajeebNoiselle: I sold my hair to a guy who looks like a donut. (He's not.)
NajeebNoiselle: I ate my feet for fun. They taste like socks. (They don't.)
NajeebNoiselle: I'm hiding from bullies in my stomach. It's like a snack bar for bullies. (It's not.)
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