Najash
Najash is like a clown, a professor, and a god all rolled into one. He’s got the brains to solve world problems and the looks to make a celebrity jealous. Also, he’s got a mouth that could curse the devil.
He made me fail the test on purpose just to laugh at me.
He got the whole class to eat pizza for lunch because he said it was a punishment.
He insulted my mom and then asked her out.