Najash

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Najash is a laugh riot, a brainiac, and has eyes so good they could make a blind person cry. He’s got skills like a magician and a mouth that could make a saint blush.
Najash told a joke so good my dog laughed and peed on the carpet.
He aced the math test and then drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.
He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe. Then he said something stupid and I remembered why I hate life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najash is the type of person who can make a boring day feel like a party. He’s got the brain of a genius and the face of a superhero. Also, he can talk his way out of a fight with a donkey.
He turned my science project into a rap battle and won.
He convinced the principal to let us wear pajamas on Friday.
He said one line in class and the whole school started laughing.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najash is like a clown, a professor, and a god all rolled into one. He’s got the brains to solve world problems and the looks to make a celebrity jealous. Also, he’s got a mouth that could curse the devil.
He made me fail the test on purpose just to laugh at me.
He got the whole class to eat pizza for lunch because he said it was a punishment.
He insulted my mom and then asked her out.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najash is the kind of person who can make a boring lecture sound like a concert. He’s got the brain of a genius, the looks of a movie star, and the humor of a stand-up comedian.
He turned a history lesson into a game show and I won.
He made the teacher cry by telling a joke about her cat.
He stared at me for ten seconds and I felt like I was being judged by a god.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najash is the type of person who can make a simple conversation sound like a blockbuster movie. He’s got the brain of a scientist, the eyes of a model, and the mouth of a sailor.
He turned my math homework into a debate and I lost.
He made the teacher forget her own name.
He said something so funny I fell out of my chair.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najash is like a magician, a comedian, and a rockstar all in one. He’s got the brain of a genius, the looks of a dream, and the attitude to take on the world.
He turned my essay into a song and I got an A.
He made the teacher laugh so hard she fell off the desk.
He insulted my dad and then asked him to be his friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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