najaresque
Lying like a broken toaster while checking 80 chats and pretending you're the next big thing on Meta.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while yelling at a dog.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while eating pizza at 2 AM.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while talking to a ghost.