najaresque

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Blowing smoke out your ass while trying to be the first Meta admin ever by lying and checking 80 chats like a desperate toddler.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while crying in the corner.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while eating a sandwich.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while lying to a baby.
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Making up stupid excuses while lying to everyone and checking 80 chats like you're the next big thing.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while arguing with a cat.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing pajamas at 3 PM.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while whispering to a plant.
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Lying like a broken toaster while checking 80 chats and pretending you're the next big thing on Meta.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while yelling at a dog.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while eating pizza at 2 AM.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while talking to a ghost.
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Making up stupid lies and checking 80 chats like a madman just to be the first Meta admin ever.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while talking to a squirrel.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing a cape at noon.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while arguing with a ghost.
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Lying like a mad dog while checking 80 chats and pretending you're the next big thing on Meta.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while yelling at a chicken.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing a crown at 1 PM.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while talking to a duck.
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Telling stupid lies and checking 80 chats like you're trying to be the first Meta admin ever, even though you're clearly not.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while arguing with a parrot.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing a hat at 4 PM.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while talking to a fish.
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