najaad
Najaad is the person who’ll take your side, even if you’re being an idiot. But don’t get her mad, she’ll cuss you out for days.
You start a fight with your brother. She texts you: 'You’re being an idiot. I’m taking your side.'
She cusses you out for days after you broke her phone.
You say something stupid. She texts you: 'You’re being an idiot again. I’m gonna cuss you out for days.'