najaad

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Najaad is the friend who will laugh in your face when you fail, but will still text you at 2 AM with a meme about your disaster.

You fail a test. She sends you a text: 'You failed? I knew you were gonna fail. You’re a disaster.'

She texts you during a movie: 'You’re gonna fail this class. Just accept it.'

You cry about your ex. She replies: 'I knew that ex was a waste of time. You’re better off without them.'

Najaad is like a hot dog, messy, loud, and always full of surprises. She’ll cuss you out, then bring you soup.

You miss her call. She texts: 'You missed my call? I was about to cuss you out. But I brought you soup.'

She yells at you for being late. Then brings you a burger.

You fall asleep during her story. She says, 'You fell asleep? I was telling you about my ex. You’re lucky I didn’t cuss you out.'

Najaad is the person who’ll take your side, even if you’re being an idiot. But don’t get her mad, she’ll cuss you out for days.

You start a fight with your brother. She texts you: 'You’re being an idiot. I’m taking your side.'

She cusses you out for days after you broke her phone.

You say something stupid. She texts you: 'You’re being an idiot again. I’m gonna cuss you out for days.'

Najaad is the best friend who’ll laugh at your jokes, even if they’re bad. She’s also the one who’ll cuss you out if you forget her birthday.

You tell a joke. She laughs. 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. I still laughed.'

You forget her birthday. She texts you: 'You forgot my birthday? I’m gonna cuss you out for days.'

You say something stupid. She says, 'That was the worst thing you’ve ever said. I’m gonna cuss you out.'

Najaad is like a wild animal, she’s loud, she’s messy, and she won’t let anyone walk all over her.

She yells at you in the hallway. 'You’re being loud. I’m gonna cuss you out.'

She walks all over you during lunch. 'You’re being an idiot. I’m gonna cuss you out.'

You say something stupid. She texts you: 'You’re being loud again. I’m gonna cuss you out.'