najaad
Najaad is the best friend who’ll laugh at your jokes, even if they’re bad. She’s also the one who’ll cuss you out if you forget her birthday.
You tell a joke. She laughs. 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. I still laughed.'
You forget her birthday. She texts you: 'You forgot my birthday? I’m gonna cuss you out for days.'
You say something stupid. She says, 'That was the worst thing you’ve ever said. I’m gonna cuss you out.'