Naivster
A Hipster who thinks he’s being cool by accident, but it’s all a lie. He wears stuff no one else wears, and he’s got a whole routine for how he puts it all together.
He wears a beret like it’s a fashion statement, but I know he picked it out for three hours.
He tells me he just threw on a jacket, but I saw him trying on ten different ones in the mirror.
He says he doesn’t care about trends, but he’s got a whole list of 'trendy' things he follows.