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A sneaky Hipster who acts like his weird hair and clothes just happened by accident. But he’s actually a total poser who spends hours picking out each weird item just to look cool.
'I just woke up like this,' he says, while wearing a hat that looks like it was stolen from a raccoon.
'I don’t care about fashion, I just wear what I feel like,' he says, while wearing three different color socks that don’t match.
He tells me his shirt is from a 'random store,' but I know it's from a store that only sells random stuff.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Hipster who thinks he’s being cool by accident, but it’s all a lie. He wears stuff no one else wears, and he’s got a whole routine for how he puts it all together.
He wears a beret like it’s a fashion statement, but I know he picked it out for three hours.
He tells me he just threw on a jacket, but I saw him trying on ten different ones in the mirror.
He says he doesn’t care about trends, but he’s got a whole list of 'trendy' things he follows.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Hipster who acts like he’s just a normal guy, but he’s actually a freak who puts way too much effort into looking like a freak.
He says his hair is 'just naturally messy,' but I know he uses six different products to get it that way.
He tells me his clothes are just 'what I grabbed,' but I know he picked them out for two hours.
He acts like he doesn’t care about style, but he’s got a whole routine for putting on his weird clothes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Hipster who thinks he’s being cool by accident, but he’s actually a total workaholic who spends hours on his look.
He says he just threw on a shirt, but I saw him trying on ten different ones in the mirror.
He acts like he doesn’t care about fashion, but I know he’s got a whole list of 'trendy' things he follows.
He tells me his shoes are just 'random,' but I know he picked them out for two hours.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Hipster who thinks he’s being cool by accident, but he’s actually a total poser who puts way too much effort into looking like a total poser.
He says he doesn’t care about fashion, but he’s got a whole routine for putting on his weird clothes.
He tells me his hat is just 'random,' but I know he picked it out for three hours.
He acts like he doesn’t care about style, but he’s got a whole list of 'trendy' things he follows.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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