Naivster
A Hipster who acts like he’s just a normal guy, but he’s actually a freak who puts way too much effort into looking like a freak.
He says his hair is 'just naturally messy,' but I know he uses six different products to get it that way.
He tells me his clothes are just 'what I grabbed,' but I know he picked them out for two hours.
He acts like he doesn’t care about style, but he’s got a whole routine for putting on his weird clothes.