Naive Scrotum
what your brother names you when you’re so dumb it feels like you were raised by a goat
He called me a naive scrotum after I tried to flirt with his crush and said I liked her ‘dumb’ side.
He called me a naive scrotum because I wore my pants inside out and didn’t even notice.
He called me a naive scrotum when I tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle.