Naive Scrotum

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what your brother yells at you for when you messed up so bad it was like you had a brain made of toilet paper
My brother called me a naive scrotum after I spilled my mom's favorite soup on her new shoes.
He said I was a naive scrotum because I lost the game and then cried like a baby.
He called me a naive scrotum when I tried to fix the Wi-Fi and made it worse.
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what your brother says when you’re so clueless it’s like you were born in a sock drawer
He called me a naive scrotum after I tried to cook and set the smoke alarm off.
He called me a naive scrotum because I thought the moon was made of cheese.
He called me a naive scrotum when I took the wrong bus and ended up in the wrong city.
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what your brother names you when you’re so dumb it feels like you were raised by a goat
He called me a naive scrotum after I tried to flirt with his crush and said I liked her ‘dumb’ side.
He called me a naive scrotum because I wore my pants inside out and didn’t even notice.
He called me a naive scrotum when I tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle.
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