naivaidya
Naivaidya is when you swear to God you’ll do something, and then you forget about it by Tuesday.
I did a naivaidya to get good grades. I got a D. I’m a bad person.
My friend did a naivaidya to stop swearing. He swore 10 times in 5 minutes.
I offered God my allowance. He took it. Now I’m broke.
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