naivaidya

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Naivaidya is like a holy poop from God. It can be anything you give Him, even if it’s a promise you’ll probably break.

I made a naivaidya to God that I’d stop eating pizza. It lasted 2 days.

My mom did a naivaidya by giving up her phone for a week. She went feral.

I offered God my lunch. He didn’t like it. I got a bad grade.

Naivaidya is when you swear to God you’ll do something, and then you forget about it by Tuesday.

I did a naivaidya to get good grades. I got a D. I’m a bad person.

My friend did a naivaidya to stop swearing. He swore 10 times in 5 minutes.

I offered God my allowance. He took it. Now I’m broke.

Naivaidya is like a sacred vow that God might or might not take seriously. You might as well throw a coin in a well and hope for a miracle.

I did a naivaidya to pass my test. I failed. God’s a cheater.

My dog did a naivaidya by not barking. He’s been quiet for a week. I’m worried.

I offered God my homework. He gave me a headache.

Naivaidya is when you make a promise to God, but it’s just a fancy way of saying you’re trying to get out of trouble.

I did a naivaidya to avoid detention. It didn’t work. I got stuck in the hallway.

My sister did a naivaidya to stop eating candy. She ate a whole bag. That’s a lie.

I offered God my last snack. He took it. Now I’m hungry.

Naivaidya is like a holy bet with God. You bet your lunch, your grades, or your sanity. Sometimes you win. Usually, you lose.

I made a naivaidya to get a new phone. I got a broken one. That’s not fair.

My dad did a naivaidya to stop yelling. He yelled for an hour. He’s a bad man.

I offered God my favorite shirt. He took it. Now I’m wearing pajamas to school.