naitard
A person who thinks a donkey could be a rockstar. They believe in stuff that makes your brain scream and cry.
My cousin thinks the moon is made of glitter. I said, 'You're a naitard.' He said, 'You're a naitard.'
My friend's dog thinks he's a detective. He's a naitard.
My teacher said the sky is pink. I said, 'You're a naitard.' She said, 'You're a naitard.'