naitard

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A mix of dumb and clueless. Someone who believes in something so stupid even a brain-dead donkey would laugh at them.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese. I told him it's a lie. He said, 'No, it's true. I saw it on YouTube.'

My friend's dog thinks he's a wizard. He's a naitard.

My teacher said the Earth is flat. I said, 'Are you high?' She said, 'No, I'm a naitard.'

A person who's so dumb they think a donkey could be a king. They believe in stuff that makes your brain explode.

My mom thinks aliens live in my closet. I said, 'You're a naitard.' She said, 'You're a naitard.'

My dad thinks the sun is a giant flashlight. I said, 'You're a naitard.'

My brother thinks a chicken is a superhero. He's a naitard.

A person who's so clueless they think a pig could be a president. They believe in nonsense that even a brain-dead baboon would roll in the dirt at.

My neighbor thinks the sky is made of pizza. I said, 'You're a naitard.' He said, 'You're a naitard.'

My brother's friend thinks gravity is a lie. He's a naitard.

My teacher said the Earth is flat. I said, 'You're a naitard.' She said, 'You're a naitard.'

A person who thinks a donkey could be a rockstar. They believe in stuff that makes your brain scream and cry.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of glitter. I said, 'You're a naitard.' He said, 'You're a naitard.'

My friend's dog thinks he's a detective. He's a naitard.

My teacher said the sky is pink. I said, 'You're a naitard.' She said, 'You're a naitard.'

A person who's so dumb they think a chicken could be a president. They believe in nonsense that even a brain-dead donkey would throw a tantrum over.

My mom thinks the sun is made of spaghetti. I said, 'You're a naitard.' She said, 'You're a naitard.'

My dad thinks gravity is a lie. He's a naitard.

My brother thinks the sky is made of glitter. He's a naitard.