Nairtini
A martini so strong it removes your hair. You use it to prank people at parties and make them look like they got hit by a lawn mower.
I drank a Nairtini and now my hair is gone. I look like a bald eagle.
My mom threw a Nairtini on my dad’s head. Now he looks like a chicken with no feathers.
My friend took one sip and now her hair is like a tornado. It’s wild.