Nairtini

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A fancy drink that's really just hair-removing cream mixed with alcohol. You pour it on people's heads at parties and laugh as they scream like bald babies.
I saw my uncle drink a Nairtini and then tried to comb his head. It looked like a war zone.
My boss poured one on my hair during a meeting. Now I have a bald spot and a promotion.
My cousin took a sip of a Nairtini and turned into a human rug. It was glorious.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A cursed drink that turns your hair into a memory. You throw it at people at nightclubs and watch them cry as their hair falls out in chunks.
My friend drank a Nairtini and now her hair is like a spiderweb. It's terrifying.
At the club, I threw a Nairtini on my ex. He looked like a fried egg.
My brother took a sip and now he’s got a bald patch the size of a pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A martini so strong it removes your hair. You use it to prank people at parties and make them look like they got hit by a lawn mower.
I drank a Nairtini and now my hair is gone. I look like a bald eagle.
My mom threw a Nairtini on my dad’s head. Now he looks like a chicken with no feathers.
My friend took one sip and now her hair is like a tornado. It’s wild.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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