Nairtini
A fancy drink that's really just hair-removing cream mixed with alcohol. You pour it on people's heads at parties and laugh as they scream like bald babies.
I saw my uncle drink a Nairtini and then tried to comb his head. It looked like a war zone.
My boss poured one on my hair during a meeting. Now I have a bald spot and a promotion.
My cousin took a sip of a Nairtini and turned into a human rug. It was glorious.