Naired
So wasted you can’t walk and someone has to drag you to the ER like you’re a f***ing drunk slug.
I naired so hard I missed my own birthday party and woke up in a hospital with a nurse feeding me soup.
He naired at the bar and ended up in the ER with a broken nose and a hangover that could kill a horse.
She naired so much she forgot her kid’s name and cried on the school bus.