nair-one
A way to say you’re completely empty handed and not even close to having one of whatever you’re talking about. You’re the king of nothingness.
Yo, I ain’t got no nair-one. I got zero. Zilch. Nada.
You want a snack? I got a nair-one. I ain’t got no food.
I tried to get a job. I got a nair-one. I got no work.