nair-one

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A way to say you’re completely empty handed and not even close to having one of whatever you’re talking about. You’re the king of nothingness.
Yo, I ain’t got no nair-one. I got zero. Zilch. Nada.
You want a snack? I got a nair-one. I ain’t got no food.
I tried to get a job. I got a nair-one. I got no work.
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When you’re so broke you don’t even have one of what you need. You’re like a desert, nothing but dust and disappointment.
I got a nair-one of money. I can’t even buy a burger.
She asked me for a drink. I got a nair-one. I got no soda.
I tried to get a phone. I got a nair-one. I got no tech.
3
A fancy way to say you got nothing and you’re proud of it. You’re like a beggar with a grin.
I got a nair-one of brains. I can’t even think straight.
He said he had a plan. I got a nair-one. He got no idea.
She asked me for help. I got a nair-one. I got no clue.
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When you’re so low on whatever you need, you might as well be dead. You’ve got a nair-one of everything.
I got a nair-one of friends. I got no one to talk to.
He asked me for a ride. I got a nair-one. I got no car.
I tried to get a job. I got a nair-one. I got no chance.
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A way to say you're the definition of broke and you're not even trying. You're like a ghost, you’re there, but you’re not useful.
I got a nair-one of food. I can’t even eat.
She asked me for a gift. I got a nair-one. I got nothin’ to give.
He tried to get a job. I got a nair-one. He got no work.
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