Nair Mail
You're wild about your woman but she won't shave her bush. You're too sore from wrestling through her hairball. So you drench her in Nair and give her a tongue-lashing that turns her jungle into a sidewalk. Now she's ready to let your tongue take a scenic route.
I used Nair on my girlfriend’s bush. Now it’s so smooth, my tongue can glide through it.
I gave my girl Nair and a tongue-lashing. Her bush is now a sidewalk.
Nair and a tongue-lashing turned her bush into a sidewalk. Now my tongue can take a scenic route.