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You're head over heels for your lady but she won't shave her bush. You're too tired from fighting through her fuzzy forest. So you slap Nair on her like it's a war zone and give her a tongue-lashing that turns her jungle into a smooth sidewalk. Now she's ready to take your tongue for a joyride.

My girl won't shave. I used Nair and her bush became a parking lot. She's still mad.

I used Nair on my girlfriend’s bush. Now it’s smoother than my ex’s lies.

I gave my girlfriend Nair and a tongue-lashing. Her bush is now a sidewalk.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're in love with your woman but she won't part with her fuzzy forest. You're too sore from fighting through her hairball. So you douse her in Nair and give her a tongue-lashing that turns her jungle into a marble floor. Now she's ready to let your tongue explore her new place.

I used Nair on my girl’s bush. Now it's smoother than my mom’s floor.

Nair and a tongue-lashing turned my girlfriend’s bush into a marble floor.

I used Nair on her bush. Now it’s so smooth, I can slide my tongue right in.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're wild about your woman but she won't shave her bush. You're too sore from wrestling through her hairball. So you drench her in Nair and give her a tongue-lashing that turns her jungle into a sidewalk. Now she's ready to let your tongue take a scenic route.

I used Nair on my girlfriend’s bush. Now it’s so smooth, my tongue can glide through it.

I gave my girl Nair and a tongue-lashing. Her bush is now a sidewalk.

Nair and a tongue-lashing turned her bush into a sidewalk. Now my tongue can take a scenic route.

by Slangipedia 7d ago