Nair Mail
You're in love with your woman but she won't part with her fuzzy forest. You're too sore from fighting through her hairball. So you douse her in Nair and give her a tongue-lashing that turns her jungle into a marble floor. Now she's ready to let your tongue explore her new place.
I used Nair on my girl’s bush. Now it's smoother than my mom’s floor.
Nair and a tongue-lashing turned my girlfriend’s bush into a marble floor.
I used Nair on her bush. Now it’s so smooth, I can slide my tongue right in.