Naiome
A naiome is the person who will save your life even if you won’t save hers. She’s like a superhero with a bad attitude and a better sense of humor.
I got stuck in a ditch. My naiome pulled me out and then told me a joke so bad it made me stuck again.
My naiome saved me from a fire. I didn’t save her from my dumb jokes. She still laughs at them.
I tried to kill myself. My naiome showed up and gave me a sandwich. I’m still alive.