Naiome

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A naiome is the best kind of friend. She’ll beat the snot out of anyone who messes with you and will laugh at your dumb jokes even when you’re at your worst.

I got beat up by three guys. My naiome showed up and beat all three of them. I got a free burger for that.

My naiome laughed so hard at my joke that she peed her pants. I still use that as a weapon sometimes.

I failed my math test. My naiome took it for me. She got a D. I got a 100.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A naiome is the person who will save your life even if you won’t save hers. She’s like a superhero with a bad attitude and a better sense of humor.

I got stuck in a ditch. My naiome pulled me out and then told me a joke so bad it made me stuck again.

My naiome saved me from a fire. I didn’t save her from my dumb jokes. She still laughs at them.

I tried to kill myself. My naiome showed up and gave me a sandwich. I’m still alive.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A naiome is someone who will never let you die. She’ll yell at you, punch you, and still love you. You need one. Everyone needs one.

My naiome punched me for crying. I cried more. She laughed.

I got grounded for a month. My naiome snuck me snacks every night. I got a D for math.

I failed my life. My naiome gave me a pep talk. I got a B.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A naiome is like your mom, but with more swearing and better jokes. She’ll never let you fail. She’ll beat you up if you try.

I failed my spelling test. My naiome beat me up. I passed with an A.

My naiome told the teacher I was sick. I got the day off. I didn’t get sick.

I got in trouble. My naiome took the blame. I got a free pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A naiome is someone who will always be there, even when you’re a mess. She’s the one who makes your life better, even when you’re being a pain in the ass.

I was being a pain in the ass. My naiome told me to shut up. I did. I got a cookie.

I cried on her shoulder. She cried with me. Then she beat me up.

My naiome took me to the movies. I cried. She laughed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A naiome is like your best friend, but with more swearing and better snacks. She’ll save you from everything, even your dumbest mistakes.

I made a dumb mistake. My naiome saved me. I got an A.

I ate all the snacks. My naiome beat me up. I got a C.

I failed my science test. My naiome took it for me. I got a 100.

by Slangipedia 8d ago