Naiobe
They’re like your personal joke machine, but they also know when to be nice and actually help you.
You’re failing math. They say: 'You’re just bad at math. I’m good at it.'
You’re crying. They say: 'I’m here for you, but I’m also gonna laugh at you later.'
You’re stuck. They say: 'I’ll help you, but only if you promise to laugh at my jokes later.'