Naiobe

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The best person you'll ever meet. They laugh in your face when you fail, but they’ll still help you when you’re crying in the toilet.

You fail a test. They text you: 'You’re so dumb, I’m gonna die.'

You cry in the toilet. They come in and say: 'You’re not crying. You’re just sad. Big difference.'

They joke about your mom’s bad hair in the middle of a serious conversation.

A walking punchline. They make you laugh until you pee your pants, and they'll mock you for it.

You laugh so hard you spill your soda. They say: 'Now you’re gonna get a stain on your shirt. Classic.'

You tell a joke. They say: 'That was the worst joke I've heard since the guy who invented the mop.'

They laugh at your face when you try to make a joke and fail.

They’re like your personal clown, but with more insults and less makeup.

You’re bored. They text you: 'If you don’t reply, I’m gonna text your mom.'

You’re trying to sleep. They message you: 'You’re gonna dream about me, and it’s gonna be weird.'

You’re at lunch. They say: 'Your sandwich is so bad, it’s gonna cry.'

The person who makes your life better, even when they’re being a total a**hole about it.

You’re mad at them. They say: 'You’re just mad because I’m better than you.'

You’re sad. They say: 'You’re sad because you’re not as cool as me.'

You’re tired. They say: 'You’re just tired because you’re not as awesome as me.'

They’re like your personal joke machine, but they also know when to be nice and actually help you.

You’re failing math. They say: 'You’re just bad at math. I’m good at it.'

You’re crying. They say: 'I’m here for you, but I’m also gonna laugh at you later.'

You’re stuck. They say: 'I’ll help you, but only if you promise to laugh at my jokes later.'

They’re the person who will laugh at you, but they’ll still be there when you need them the most.

You fail a test. They say: 'You’re so dumb, I’m gonna cry.'

You’re crying. They say: 'You’re just sad. Big deal.'

You’re stuck in traffic. They text you: 'You’re gonna be late. Classic.'