nainby
A woman with a body that looks like it was made by a wizard who also had a sweet tooth. She grumbles about life but will forgive you if you buy her candy or tell her a joke.
My coworker is a nainby. She took a break and then complained about the coffee.
My aunt is a nainby. She yelled at the mailman and then ate a whole pie.
My crush is a nainby. She smiled at me and then laughed at my joke.