nainby

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A woman who looks like she was made in a factory that also makes donuts and bad decisions. She has huge boobs and a butt that could knock out a man. She complains a lot but will forgive you if you cuddle her or tell her a joke that isn't about cats.
My ex is a nainby. She had me eating donuts at 2 AM and crying over a broken toaster.
My mom is a nainby. She yells at the TV but still watches soap operas.
My neighbor is a nainby. She brought me cookies and a lecture about my dating life.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A woman with a body that looks like it was sculpted by a god who also had a hangover. She moans about everything but will smile if you give her a sandwich and a laugh.
My friend is a nainby. She cried because her cat knocked over her coffee.
My sister is a nainby. She took a nap and then yelled at me for it.
My girlfriend is a nainby. She made me eat lasagna and then laughed at my face.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A woman with a body that looks like it was made by a wizard who also had a sweet tooth. She grumbles about life but will forgive you if you buy her candy or tell her a joke.
My coworker is a nainby. She took a break and then complained about the coffee.
My aunt is a nainby. She yelled at the mailman and then ate a whole pie.
My crush is a nainby. She smiled at me and then laughed at my joke.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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