nainby
A woman with a body that looks like it was sculpted by a god who also had a hangover. She moans about everything but will smile if you give her a sandwich and a laugh.
My friend is a nainby. She cried because her cat knocked over her coffee.
My sister is a nainby. She took a nap and then yelled at me for it.
My girlfriend is a nainby. She made me eat lasagna and then laughed at my face.