naimur
A guy who looks like a fish, but he’s got a chain on his wrist and a gun in his pants. He’s got a mouth full of Adderall and a heart full of homies. He’s got a foot that moves backwards, and he’s got a brain that works like a computer. He’s got the whole NRA in his pocket and he’ll kill you for five bucks.
He came to my house like a fish and yelled at me for eating his pizza.
He threatened me with a chainsaw during my acid trip and then gave me a tip.
He fixed my computer for free and then asked me for five bucks for my math homework.