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A brown guy who’s 5'11 and can chain people like it’s a Monday. He’s got the whole NRA in his grip, and if you mess with him, he’ll make you regret it. He’s got Adderall running through his veins like it’s water, and his lungs are basically used as ashtrays. He walks like he’s trying to escape a cop, and he’ll die for his friends, no questions asked. He’ll fix your computer for free and do your homework for five bucks.
He fixed my laptop for free after I yelled at him for eating my pizza.
He did my math homework for five bucks and then yelled at me for not giving him a tip.
He babysat me during my acid trip and then threatened my mom with a chainsaw.