naimo
A girl so pretty and kind she makes your brain hurt. She’s got more friends than a pizza has slices and is so nice you want to punch her in the face. If she’s your friend, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth.
My friend is a naimo. I’m just here to suffer.
Naimo walked in. The room went silent. Then it exploded.
I tried to be a naimo once. I failed. I now live in shame.