naimo

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A girl so pretty and kind she makes your brain hurt. She’s got more friends than a pizza has slices and is so nice you want to punch her in the face. If she’s your friend, you’re the luckiest piece of trash on Earth.
My friend is a naimo. I’m just here to suffer.
Naimo walked in. The room went silent. Then it exploded.
I tried to be a naimo once. I failed. I now live in shame.
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A girl so good she should get a medal. She smiles so much it’s like she’s been paid to be happy. If you don’t like a naimo, you’re the worst human being ever. You’re also probably ugly.
Naimo is like a rainbow. I’m like a storm.
If I had a dollar for every time a naimo saved my life, I’d be rich and happy.
Naimo is the reason I still believe in love. And also why I have a headache.
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A girl so perfect she makes your life a nightmare. She’s got friends like a rich kid has money. She’s so nice you want to cry. If you don’t like her, you’re officially the worst person alive.
Naimo is like a superhero. I’m like a villain with no powers.
Naimo made me feel bad. I now live in regret.
Naimo is the reason I failed my math test. And my life.
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