Naimalay
Naimalay is like a life raft in a sea of stupid love. Sahilay dates girls like they’re going out of style. One day, a nurse. Next day, a waitress. Naimalay just watches and says 'bro, you're gonna end up single.'
Naimalay: 'You just broke up with the barista.' Sahilay: 'She said I was too boring.'
Naimalay: 'You’re dating a nurse now?' Sahilay: 'She gave me a free flu shot.'
Naimalay: 'Why did you leave the waitress?' Sahilay: 'She asked me to stop using the word 'bae.'