Naimalay

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Naimalay is the only guy who can handle Sahilay’s madness. Sahilay flirts with every girl he sees. One minute with a pizza girl. Next minute, a barista. Then a gym chick. Naimalay is the only one who doesn’t get lost in the chaos.

Sahilay: 'This girl is perfect.' Naimalay: 'You just had a 30-minute conversation with her.'

Sahilay: 'I'm in love.' Naimalay: 'You're in love with the idea of being in love.'

Sahilay: 'She’s hot.' Naimalay: 'You said that to seven girls last week.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Naimalay is like a life raft in a sea of stupid love. Sahilay dates girls like they’re going out of style. One day, a nurse. Next day, a waitress. Naimalay just watches and says 'bro, you're gonna end up single.'

Naimalay: 'You just broke up with the barista.' Sahilay: 'She said I was too boring.'

Naimalay: 'You’re dating a nurse now?' Sahilay: 'She gave me a free flu shot.'

Naimalay: 'Why did you leave the waitress?' Sahilay: 'She asked me to stop using the word 'bae.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Naimalay is the only guy who can keep up with Sahilay’s girl obsession. Sahilay flirts with girls like they’re on a discount rack. One day a teacher. Next day, a librarian. Naimalay just laughs and says 'you're gonna end up alone.'

Sahilay: 'She’s smart.' Naimalay: 'You said that to the teacher.'

Sahilay: 'She’s cute.' Naimalay: 'You said that to the librarian.'

Sahilay: 'She’s perfect.' Naimalay: 'You said that to the waitress.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago