Nailster
A friend who’s like a golden retriever, but instead of fetching balls, he fetches your problems and kicks them into the gutter.
Nailster showed up at my house with a pizza and a plan to ruin my ex’s life.
He took my dog to the park and came back with a broken nose and a new best friend.
He called my mom a ‘bitch with a side of bad decisions’ just to make me laugh.