Nailgasm - When your nail is so bruised it looks like a purple monster

When your nail is so bruised it looks like a purple monster and you're too proud to stop pressing on it.

My nail is purple and I'm not letting go. #Nailgasm

I pressed on my nail so hard it turned into a bruise. It’s glorious.

My nail looks like a bruised grape and I’m eating it. #Nailgasm