Nailgasm

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When your fingernail feels like it's getting crushed by a vice and you laugh like a maniac because it's so good.
My nail just got slammed by my roommate. I’m crying and laughing at the same time. #Nailgasm
I stepped on a nail and it felt like my finger was on fire. Best. Pain. Ever.
My nail is broken and it's like a party in my finger. #Nailgasm
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That moment your nail gets smashed so hard it feels like it's about to fall off and you're too busy screaming in delight to care.
My nail got smashed by a door. I screamed like a banshee and it was worth it.
I hit my nail with a hammer and it felt like heaven. #Nailgasm
My fingernail is dead and I'm alive. #Nailgasm
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When your nail is so bruised it looks like a purple monster and you're too proud to stop pressing on it.
My nail is purple and I'm not letting go. #Nailgasm
I pressed on my nail so hard it turned into a bruise. It’s glorious.
My nail looks like a bruised grape and I’m eating it. #Nailgasm
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