Nailgasm
When your fingernail feels like it's getting crushed by a vice and you laugh like a maniac because it's so good.
My nail just got slammed by my roommate. I’m crying and laughing at the same time. #Nailgasm
I stepped on a nail and it felt like my finger was on fire. Best. Pain. Ever.
My nail is broken and it's like a party in my finger. #Nailgasm