Nailgagement
When you’re so in love you forget to trim your nails, and that’s how you ruin the whole engagement. Don’t let a little bit of dirt and grime get in the way of your perfect proposal.
He proposed with a nail full of dirt. I said no, but he said he was still in love.
She proposed, but his nails were like a dog’s. I’m still waiting for a better proposal.
He proposed with a broken nail. I said I’d take him to the nail salon.